Good Morning, Vietnam!

This new blog is getting a flashback from the one I wrote in college, simply because I was reading some archives and needed to get everyone on the same page here. If you used to read my blog near the turn of the century, please don't be expecting all the same witty banter and nonsense here. Most often you'll probably see things I pulled from another blog, or at best a crazy conversation overheard in the workplace elevator. Let me set all you youngsters straight right now- "crazy" workplace behavior isn't nearly as funny as "crazy" college behavior. You've been warned. Gainfully employed members of society- you know what I'm talking about. That said, please enjoy the following piece- the chosen remnant from my dinosaur blog that only proves students have too much time on their hands and what a completely moronic 20 year old I turned out to be:


(in response to my roommate's accusation that I threw up in the bathtub of our sorority house shared suite- please note the culprit has still yet to be found, 8 years later. The statute of limitations will soon be up and I ask the barf bandit to please come forward.)

I did not throw up in the house
I did not throw up on a mouse
I did not throw up here or there
I did not throw up anywhere!
Meaghan, Lauren, Anna too
I wouldn't ever do that to you
Oh, I might throw up in your bed
Or whilst being mean, barf on your head
But I did not do it in the tub
If I had, I would have scrubbed
I did not throw up on the floor
So do not ask me any more!
Not in the House, not on a mouse
No not here, or even there
I did not throw up anywhere
On your bed, on your head
In the tub of our club
On the floor near the door
I did not throw up 201
I did not throw up, everyone.


So here it is. The blog for random ramblings, deep insights borrowed from other places, and of course, Sarah's Corner. See that little link to the left? That's where Sarah gets to post her favorite funnies of the week. Enjoy, folks.